Well I just took a left on 57 South.
With a stogie in my hand and a lighter in my mouth.
There's a transient in the backseat and my dog is riding 'gun.
We're making easy money and we're always on the run.

When you're pimping ho's in style, there's just one place to be.
It's nestled in the corner of southwestern Tennessee.
My dog who knew the King he told me just the other day.
The only one from Memphis is the Presley's Adelay.

Making Easy Money Pimping Hoes In Style.
The only one from Memphis is at Graceland.
Making Easy Money Pimping Hoes In Style.
It's good to have you in the band.

Adelay is in the backseat and the money's in the tank.
The cops are right behind us on a beeline from the bank.
With the pedal to the floor we pass the border and we're free.
And fading in the rearview is Memphis, Tennessee.

Making Easy Money Pimping Hoes In Style.
The only one from Memphis is at Graceland.
Making Easy Money Pimping Hoes In Style.
It's good to have you in the band.\\r

","Transcribed by Rich Steele
~~Memphis

(intro/main riff)

E
B 3
G 1 1 1 0(h)1 1 1
D 2 2 2 2 2 2
A 2 2 2 2 2 2
E 0 0 0 0 0 0

The chords for the verses go like this:
( main riff )
Well I just took a left on 57 south.
(play riff below after the end of each line of the verse)

(D) (C#) (D,C#)
E-
B- 3 3 2 2 3 2
G- 2 2 1 1 2 1
D- 4 4 3 3 4 3
A-
E-

B A
Makin easy money pimpin ho's in style.

This is a easy song. figure out the rest. Its all the same chord
progressions. :)

Another riff later in the song:

E
B
G
D 2 5 2 2
A 2 5 5(h)7 7 2 2 5
E 0 5(h)7 5(h)7 0 0 5(h)7

E
B
G
D
A 5 (repeat)
E 5(h)7 7 3~

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When Patrick took his dive
No time to stay alive
He rolled on Dexter's back
His shell seemed not to crack crack

Now he's headed for the door
Right past my little sycamore
He's stuck on my linai
Why did Dexter have to die

Patrick's trippin on the shelf
Lookin up past on himself
What is Dexter thinkin about
And Patrick can't find no way out

Now Patrick's still alive
He sold his soul to save his hide
and when the time rolled back
He wished his shell went crack crack

Now he's headed for the door
Right past my little sycamore
He's stuck on askin why
Why did Dexter have to die

Patrick's trippin on the shelf
Lookin on past on himself
What is Dexter thinkin about
And Patrick can't find no way out

Sherr wants her lolly lolly
Sherr wants her lollypop

","Pat And Dex is made up of three parts: Pat And Dex, Onery Funk, and Liquid Lazer. Pat And Dex on a setlist usually imply all three parts played, unless Liquid Lazer is played soon after (i.e. in the same show or the next night, completing the song).","pandd",135,"7c60ef7a-27aa-4632-a6f5-a27d5f23db77","Brownstein, Gutwillig, Hayflick",107,["D",1712793600000],["D",815875200000],{"_417":116,"_98":418,"_100":419,"_102":420,"_104":42,"_106":111,"_108":113,"_110":185,"_112":116,"_114":116,"_115":57,"_117":57,"_210":116,"_211":57,"_121":57,"_213":57,"_124":57,"_125":116,"_217":57},"1995",17,22,26,{"_422":423,"_427":428,"_431":432,"_436":437,"_220":441,"_444":445,"_448":449,"_452":453,"_456":457,"_460":461},"80",{"_25":424,"_131":425,"_133":426},"2000-10-06","1999-10-28",344,"92",{"_25":429,"_131":430,"_133":381},"2003-08-12","2002-10-18","94",{"_25":433,"_131":434,"_133":435},"2004-09-03","2003-10-25",314,"97",{"_25":438,"_131":439,"_133":440},"2007-02-15","2005-03-24",693,{"_25":442,"_131":438,"_133":443},"2010-07-17",1248,"101",{"_25":446,"_131":447,"_133":443},"2014-06-14","2011-01-13","102",{"_25":450,"_131":446,"_133":451},"2015-12-04",538,"103",{"_25":454,"_131":450,"_133":455},"2018-05-26",904,"104",{"_25":458,"_131":454,"_133":459},"2021-06-05",1106,"106",{"_25":462,"_131":463,"_133":464},"2024-04-11","2021-11-26",867,"http://sickbarberlicks.weebly.com/pat--dex.html",[],{"_21":468,"_51":22,"_52":469,"_54":470,"_56":57,"_58":-5,"_31":471,"_33":472,"_35":36,"_23":473,"_63":-5,"_64":65,"_66":-5,"_67":474,"_39":36,"_41":36,"_46":-5,"_69":475,"_180":540},"fe80457e-db86-4cf1-a1f7-ff74516debee","e678065d-e9e8-47c7-960e-a9f2679bc210","S2",["D",1582388964577],["D",1582388964577],"1999-08-20-magellan","8b6bbd22-8fd3-4423-8c14-f66e9cf6b7bd",{"_21":469,"_71":476,"_23":477,"_31":478,"_33":479,"_76":480,"_78":481,"_27":80,"_81":477,"_29":482,"_83":65,"_84":483,"_86":484,"_88":-5,"_89":485,"_90":486,"_92":487,"_94":488,"_96":489,"_126":492,"_174":392,"_176":538,"_178":539,"_46":476},"Magellan","magellan",["D",1582386623989],["D",1756174192113],"

The waves make mountains, I've sailed with ease,
As wind gathers firmly in my canopy.
We dive through the mist to the autumn sun,
My vessel and its crew of twenty one, and we fly.

Through burgundy smoke and a fear of home,
Alas, my final mission to the great unknown.
As my thoughts betray me in flashes so bold,
I'm reminded of home where the coast shines like gold.

darkness, thunderstorm, a ship going down,
the crashing of rain and its deafening sound.
as the crew ties the sails blown aside by the wind,
crashing from the waves come tumbling in and we fly.

Rolling like a cobra, one life to spend,
drifting through the heavens where the oceans they end.
and there's no longer the sea no longer the sun,
my ship and the waves have all swirled into one.

And i'm off past the vision, the line of the light,
Where oceans turn waterfalls, daytime turns night.
And no people return, no stories to tell,
And i watched through the door for the toll of the bell.

And we fly...

One with the raging wind,
Alive on the highest tides,
My ship at sail can climb a mountain,
Ride it to the sky.

Whoa...oh, he'll navigate!

Earlier up this morning, as I sit upon the bow,
In the distance, my homeland, but I just don't know how.
Years along the sea, and I thought I'd find the sun.
Once around the world, and now I think I'm done.

","transcribed by Rich Steele

intro--
E 0
B 1 0 1 1
G 2 2 2
D 2 2 0 0
A 0 (sweep 3 2 0
E down)

(after about 4 of the above, do this)

F Am
E 0 0 0 0 1 1 5
B 1 1 1 1 1 1 5 (strum 4
G 2 2 2 2 2 2 5 times)
D 2 3 3 2
A 0 3 3 0
E 1 1

(main verse riff, which just repeats throughout the verses)

Am Am G Am
Well the waves makes mountains, life sails with
E
B 1 10 8 10
G 2 9 7 9
D 2 10 9 10
A 0
E

C Fmaj7
ease. as the wind gathers firmly in my canopy.
E 5
B 8 5
G 9 5 (gently
D 10 3 strum)
A
E

The Magellan \\\"and we fly...\\\" chord.

E 0
B 4
G 2
D 3
A 3
E

(at the end of each verse, hit a open E major. after the end of the 2nd
verse, hit the E and go into this next part)

D E G A E A D
E
B 3 5 3 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 3
G 2 4 4 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 4 6 2
D 4 6 5 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 6 7 4
A 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7
E

G D G E
E
B 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 5
G 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 2 4 4
D 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 4 5 6
A 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5
E

E
B 7 7 5 5 5 5 3 3 3 3 3 3~ 3 3
G 6 6 6 6 6 6 5 5 5 5 5 4~ 4 4
D 7 7 6 6 6 6 5 5 5 5 5 5~ 5 5
A
E

(repeat)

(Then, go back and play the beginning intro riff 3 times, then go into
this next part)

Am F#m Am
E 0 2 0
B 1 0 1 3 2 2 2 2 1
G 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2
D 2 4 4 2
A 0 0
E
F#m G
E 2 3 3
B 0 1 3 2 2 2 2 3 3 3 3 3
G 2 2 2 2 4 4 4 4 4
D 4 4 5 5
A
E

F#m G
E 2 2 3 3
B 2 2 2 2 2 3 3 3 3 3
G 2 2 2 2 2 4 4 4 4 4
D 4 4 5 5
A
E

F#m F
E 2 1
B 2 1
G 2 2
D 4 3
A
E

(then you do these like vamp/arpeggio sort of things on a open E and a F
on the 1st fret in this order: E > F > E > F)

(then comes the last part of this section)

C Bm Bb Asus2
E 0 2 3
B 1 1 1 0 1 3 3 0
G 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 3 2
D 2 2 2 2 2 4 1 2
A 3 0
E

(then, gently strum that Asus2 chord a few times, then do this)
F Am
E 1 1 1 1 5 5 5 5
B 1 1 1 1 5 5 5 5
G 2 2 2 2 5 5 5 5
D 3 3 3 3 2 2 2 2
A 3 3 3 3 0 0 0 0
E 1 1 1 1

(then play that same chord progression that goes with the verses, but
faster and with more authority)

(after that part os finished, hit a open E major and the main E riff
below is played 4 times. There is no set amount of beats for when you
play the riff. Its freetime I suppose...)

main E riff--
E 4 7 4
B 5 5 5 4 5 7 9 (play some sort
G 4 4 9 of E chord or note)
D 9
A
E

Then, after the above riff was played 4 times, go right in this next
part, which is the riff from above, but with more notes added to it.

(sec. 1)
E 4 7 4
B 5 5 5 4 5 7 7 7(p)5 7 7(sl)8 10(p)8
G 4 4
D
A
E

E
B 10(p)8 8 7 8(p)7 4~~
G
D
A
E

(sec. 2)
E 7~ 9 9 9(p)7 7 9(sl)10 10(p)8(p)7
B 7 9 9
G
D
A
E

E 7(8)-(trills) 8~~ 10(p)8 10(p)8 8~~ 7 8(p)7
B 9~
G
D
A
E

(Sec. 3)
E 16 19 16
B 17 17 17 16 17 19
G 16 16
D
A
E

E
B 19(p)17 17 17 19 19(s)20 22(p)20 22(p)20 20
G
D
A
E

E
B 19 20(p)19 16~~
G
D
A
E

(final chorus)
play a D > E > G and then go into......

One with the raging winds, alive on the highest tide

A Ao
E
B 5 5
G 6 4
D 7 7
A 7 7
E

My ship at sail, could climb a mountain.

D
E
B 7
G 7
D 7
A 5
E

Ride it to the sky..

D E G A
E
B 3 5 3 5
G 2 4 4 6
D 4 6 5 7
A 5 7
E

Slow ending riff

E 0
B 2 2 0 0 0
G 2 2 2 0 0 0 2 2
D 2 2 2 2 2 2
A 0 0 2 4 4
E 5 5
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Just to sing you a lullaby
Of Spaga, the Intifada
His souvenir, the dragon's eye

FIRE breathes the dragon
Tooth for tooth,
and eye for eye
The knight in shining armor
The fair maiden, his battle cry

And with a prayer
for the maiden,
who would then lay him
So with his valour
He would soon tower
The Dragon's lair

Spaga's emerged in victory
Slain the beast for all to see
And the little knights courage knew to end
As he danced and dodged about the dragon's den

Avoiding fire breath and razor claws
Till the mighty dragon made his fatal flaw
When he turned to check the maiden's cell
Spaga thrust his sword with a terrific yell (alt. and sent him straight to hell)

The maiden saw Spaga standing tall
As he watched the beast take his final fall
His sword illuminated as the smoke cleared
He told her firmly 'come my dear'

So what then of the true reward
Said Spaga coyly as he sheated his sword
Anything you wish I ask of thee
Hand in hand immersed in glee","(that rise and fall part, or whatever you wanna call it :)

E
B 17 17~~ 17 16 14 14 14
G 6(sl)16 16 16 14 13
D
A
E

(ok, here is that tapping part. After endless noodling and trying to
watch Jon play this part at shows, I think I got it.)

E
B
G (t)11 (t)9(p)6 (t)14 (t)11(p)9
D
A
E (repeat this for like 4 measures)

(Jon then goes and does more tapping descending down, but it goes by so
fast and I cant really figure out notes he's playing. I'll keep working
on it though.)

the fast chord strums at the end.

B F#m C#m B
E
B 16 16 16 14 14 17 16
G 16 16 16 14 14 18 16
D 16 16 16 14 14 18 16
A 14 14 14 16 16 16 14
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Whimsical, a pen in motion, thoughts roll in my mind,
scamper by so quickly now an agile word would find,
well I tried to grasp an angel, saw her wings, and watched her fly
reality for mingling dreams to scurry back and get in line.

We ordered out for mindless dribble,
over used, half wit, ishkabibble,
corner store junkies giving advice
we ordered out for paradise.

A gallery, a pen in motion, a delightful line instead,
it's chivalry outranks commotion on the roads most common tread,
and on those boots, the clicking heels, the dreams, the angel starts to fly,
to masquerade the world's parade for only seconds at a time.

We ordered out for mindless dribble,
over used, half wit, ishkabibble,
corner store junkies giving advice
we ordered out for paradise.

Apple butter toast is nice,
envisioned on a third wind twice,
my fine breaded friend was denied by the vice,
And they missed the perfume.

In a native centered world, one picks the fruit right off the trees,
on a wild blue island in the deep blue seas,
beyond a paleocentric world with all our people shaped in threes,
the only way I get around is some mild insanity.

We ordered out for mindless dribble,
over used, half wit, ishkabibble,
corner store junkies giving advice
we ordered out for paradise.

Apple butter toast is nice,
envisioned on a third wind twice,
my fine breaded friend was denied by the vice,
and they missed the perfume.

","

transcribed by Rich Steele
after intro, the chord they hit is a F# major played
on the 2nd fret.
They keep hitting this until you get to the next part, which is the part
during the verse too.

the way barber plays this kinda has this shuffle feel to it. the chords dont really sustain at all. for best
results don't press down all the way on the strings
to keep it from sounding too loud, avoiding the heavy
pick attack sound.

Am Am G G
E 5 5 3 3
B 5 5 10 10 10 10 12 12 3 3
G 5 5 9 9 9 9 12 12 4 4
D 7 7 10 10 10 10 12 12 5 5
A 7 7 10 10 5 5
E 3 3

(verses)
(start the part above with the first line of each verse with the Am, and
hit the G with the last word of each line.)

(#1)
Whimsical, a pen in motion, thoughts roll off my mind.
Scamper by so quickly, now a agile word would find.
Tried to grasp an angel, saw her wings and watched her fly.
Reality from mingling dreams, to scurry back and get in line.

(Chorus)

Am G Am D Bm
E 5 5 5 3 5 7 7 7 7
B 5 5 5 3 5 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7
G 5 5 5 4 5 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7
D 7 7 7 5 7 7 7 7 7 9 9 9 9
A 7 7 7 5 7 5 5 5 5 9 9 9 9
E 5 5 5 3 5 7 7 7 7

F F# G
E 1 1 1 1 2 3
B 1 1 1 1 2 3
G 2 2 2 2 3 4
D 3 3 3 3 4 5
A 3 3 3 3 4 5
E 1 1 1 1 2 3

We ordered out for Mindless Dribble
Overused half-wit, ishkabible.
Corner store junkies giving advice.
We ordered out for paradise.

(applebutter toast part)

E 7
B 4 4 4 7 4 7 5 5(p)4
G 4 4 4 4 6 4 4 4 4 6 4 4 4 4 6 6 4 4 4 4 6(p)4
D
A
E

Applebutter toast is nice.
Envisioned on a third wing, twice.
My fine breaded friend, was denied by the vice
and they missed the perfume.

","dribble",47,"

Beyond a paleocentric world with all our people shaped in threes, The only way I get around is with some mild insanity.

The first debut of 1998, Mindless Dribble signalled an important shift in the band’s style and songwriting maturity. It’s challenging lyrics and aggressive style placed it in contrast to the faux-hippie neo-psychedelia of 97-95.

The first few performances of Dribble were completely free of improv, but within a little more than a month the band was beginning to carve out the song’s nascent jam section. There is a tremendous observable growth throughout the year, with at least one must-hear version, 12/30/98 (also noteworthy as the first "happy" Dribble). Other noteworthy early versions include 4/18/98 and 5/2/98.

The song became a major jam vehicle in 1999, the year where most of the strongest versions can be found. The jam section remained fairly standard throughout the year, with a few notable deviations, e.g. the demented, primal 10/28/99 and the fairly blissful 12/30/99 (another "happy" Dribble). The song remained strong through 2000, with noteworthy versions including 10/31/00 (the longest version to date) and 10/6/00, in which the chord progression that eventually gave rise to The Big Happy, Highwire, and I Remember When was debuted.

Dribble remained a strong selection in 2001, with the split-up "happy" Dribble from 3/31/01 widely regarded as one of the best. The song also underwent some important developments in this year. On 4/20/01 (fittingly) the “dub” version of Mindless Dribble was debuted, a part of the larger trend of dubbed versions of Biscuits songs that swept up both I-Man and Floodlights during April 2001. Later in the year, the song became the vehicle for the composed jam that would eventually become known as Strobelights and Martinis. Beginning on 9/1/01, and continuing through the month, every Dribble (with the exception of 9/21/01) would bear the hallmarks of this jam. The section was briefly reprised again in April 2003 and occasionally after Strobelights was debuted as its own song.

Although Dribble remained a staple of the catalog, its appearance grew less frequent in 2.0. It was never shelved, and was often split up to keep it interesting. When not split up, Dribble often fell into predictable patterns that made it less interesting than it had been in the 1.0 era (though exceptions to this rule exist--most notably the Red Rocks Dribble of 5/29/10).

Dribble continued to be a common presence throughout the setbreak era, being played, on average, around once every five or six shows (the striking exception to this is in 2018, when, excluding the dub version from Camp Bisco, Dribble was only played once the entire year). The song had a major renaissance during the "Setbreak is Over" tour of fall 2019. 11/16/19 and 11/17/19 each feature half of a strong split version, and arguably the strongest full version played with Allen took place on 12/13/19.

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I want to go...

Tango and Bossanova,
I take my nughuffer everywhere I go,
When I go around the city.

Tango and Bossanova,
Life is hard, you cannot sit inside your house
And wallow in self-pity.

Oh, no, it's broken!

Nughuffer,
Lying in three pieces on the floor.

Twenty-five nughuffers,
Sitting on my bathroom floor..

Here we go, here we go, here we go, Jon The Barber!

"," ~~Nughuffer

(intro)

Bb B

B 3 4 4

G 3 4 4

D 3 4 4

A 1 2 2

E G

E 0 0 3 3

B 0 0 3 3

G 1 1 4 4

D 2 2 5 5

A 2 2 5 5

E 0 0 0 1 2 3 3

(insert riff that I haven't figured out yet after this :)

the (I want to goooooo...) riff:

B Bb

E 7(h)8(p)7 6(h)7(p)6

B 7 7 6 6

G 8 8 8 7 7 7

D 9 8

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To find my creator.
Haleakala Crater,
Wait for the sun.

The morning it crept on,
the sky clear for day,
the wind blew by slowly,
the rivers were dry.

Up with my feet as I
walked on the mountain,
a staff laid out before me
and plenty of time.

Barley, the sun rose,
peeked above the crator,
the light hit the stars now,
and lit up the sky

Up came the heat,
as I walked on the mountain,
my legs trembled before me,
I did not know why.","Halekala Crater by Jon Gutwillig
Tabbed by Tj Grace

*harmonics
^bend

Intro:

E-10--10-12h14p12--------|-10-10-12h14p12---------|-10-10-10-------------10--10-10
B---12-------------------|---12-------------------|---12------12p10h12---12----
G------------------------|------------------------|-------------------------
D------------------------|------------------------|-------------------------
A------------------------|------------------------|-------------------------
E------------------------|------------------------|-------------------------

Verse Riff: 00:40
E---------------|-----------------------------
B---10-7---x3---|------------12-9------12---
G--7----9-7-----|-7/9-9---9------11--9--9--
D-7-------------|7----9--9----------9-------
A---------------|-----------------------------
E---------------|------------------------------

then I just start noodling around on this pattern and then it goes into a
little jam or guitar solo. The key switches a little from D to G I believe (I
use E mixolydian then to a D major I think). Use this as a basis..

E--17-16-14---------------- E Mix
B---------------17-15-14--------
G----------------------------16-14-13

The next time it breaks down at 6:20 is kinda tricky. I Just play a little
solo in D at that point, then it goes back forth into some tension thing. All
I really know is the riff he plays towards the end before the insanity
starts. Goes like this..

E---------------------------------
B-9-----10-9----9---------------
G--11-9-----11---11-9--11-9--
D----------------------------------
A----------------------------------
E----------------------------------

When at around 9:00 minutes I play it up here and really fast
E16----17-16--16----------repeat-|-161616-1717117-191919-2121212121
B--19-17----19--19-17-16---------|--------

then
E
B
G-6/8/11/9
D-x/x/x/-x
A-4/6/9/-7
E

at 9:35 he actually plays this riff again (at a diff location think)

E16----17-16--16--------
B--19-17----19--19-17-16

play this chord fast at 9:35

E-21
B-x
G-16
D-x
A-14
E

then the solo, I don't wanna sit here all day so I'll just throw in a few
things...

E------------------------------------------------------
B-12^^^-12h14p12----12h14p12--------12------
G---------------------13--------------13/11---11/9-
D------------------------------------------------------
A------------------------------------------------------
E-------------------------------------------------------

E------------------------------------------------|----------------|
B------------------------------------------12^--|-------------12--|
G-------------------9-9-11-11-11^-11^11^--|----/9/11/13--|
D-999999999h11-----------------------------|-/11-----------|
A------------------------------------------------|----------------|
E-------------------------------------------------|---------------|

E--------------12-13-14/16/14--12--12|----12-14-16|---16-171717/19/21
B--12-13-14-----------------------------|-/14-----------|-17--------------
G/13--------------------------------------|----------------|-----------------
D------------------------------------------|----------------|-----------------
A------------------------------------------|----------------|-----------------
E-------------------------------------------|---------------|-----------------

10:02..
E--21(hold)21p19-17/16-|16-21p17p16 x8(I think)-16/12-----
B----------------------------|----------------------------------
G----------------------------|----------------------------------
D----------------------------|----------------------------------
A----------------------------|----------------------------------
E----------------------------|----------------------------------

10:13..
E--------------------------12h14t21(I tap this part then bend at) 14^
B12^^^^^(hold)12^10/9

Then a short solo in D... followed by the ending riff
E-------------------------12h16p12-9-12^-12(bend back down)9--------------
B-----------------12-14------------------------------------------------12^10-9-----
G------11-12-13-----------------------------------------------------------------11-9
D11-14--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
E---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

the final part comes at this point the last time he plays the riff above...
E-9-12/14-12---------12-14-16-17-19-21---21-19-17-16-14-12
B---------------14--14------------------------------------------------

E-----12-----------------------------------|--------------------12*---
B-/14---14-12-------14-12-------12----|-----------------12*------
G--------------13-13--------13/11--11/9|--------------------------
D-------------------------------------------|-9/11/9------------------
A-------------------------------------------|---------9/11/9--------9/7
E-------------------------------------------|--------------------------

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Vassillios, neck beard
straight from the gutter
shaped like a cow
and milked like an udder

you know he's a freak 'cause he looks with his mother
Vassillios deadweight fish motherfucker

Vassillios, straight from the gutter
Vassillios, we love you like a brother
Vassillios, straight from the gutter
Vassillios, we love you like a ...

Vassillios, sweet cheeks
we love you like a brother
jolly old friend spreading mirth like no other.
A kind and simple beast, Vassillios, when I shudder..
To think it was you who left Candy in the gutter.

Swiftly sneaking
Vassillios is sleeping like a baby
Overzealous the bees are getting jealous
Vassillios, maybe

on the down low
underneath your hedgerow
something is startling

for farthing, darling
nothing more is marveling
Vassillios, maybe

","transcribed by Rich Steele

(intro)
E
B
G
D 5(h)7
A 9(p)7 7 5 7 7
E 5(h)7 7~

E
B
G
D 5(h)7
A 9(p)7 7 5 7
E 5(h)7

twice, then...

Bm A
E 7 5
B 7 5
G 7 6
D 9 7
A 9 7

then ride on a open E major, while hitting those Bm > A chords at the end
of each measure.

verse chords are Am > D > E > F#

(jon plays this quick fills in between chord changes that i haven't quite
figured out yet)

next, during what i guess is considered the chorus, jon plays something
like this.

E 0
B 3 5 3 5 3 5 0
G 4 5 4 5 4 5 1
D 5 7 5 7 5 7 2
A 2
E 0
(play twice, then end with a Bm > A, before going into the next verse)

more to come soon, as i work out the middle section.\\r","vass",198,"Straight from the gutter",244,["D",1748995200000],["D",850521600000],{"_98":116,"_100":103,"_102":904,"_104":905,"_106":206,"_108":491,"_110":418,"_112":119,"_114":116,"_115":116,"_207":107,"_117":116,"_209":111,"_118":291,"_210":113,"_211":107,"_120":57,"_212":116,"_121":57,"_213":57,"_122":57,"_123":116,"_124":57,"_214":185,"_215":57,"_125":57,"_342":116,"_216":185,"_217":111,"_218":185},53,33,{"_907":908,"_529":911,"_915":916,"_919":920,"_639":924,"_926":927,"_929":930,"_932":933,"_937":938,"_941":942},"182",{"_25":130,"_131":909,"_133":910},"2004-05-09",320,{"_25":912,"_131":913,"_133":914},"2012-12-27","2011-12-31",362,"220",{"_25":917,"_131":710,"_133":918},"2013-12-27",334,"222",{"_25":921,"_131":922,"_133":923},"2015-07-18","2014-02-20",513,{"_25":925,"_131":517,"_133":161},"2017-02-02","225",{"_25":928,"_131":925,"_133":508},"2017-11-16","226",{"_25":931,"_131":928,"_133":586},"2018-12-12","231",{"_25":934,"_131":935,"_133":936},"2021-04-02","2020-01-04",454,"232",{"_25":939,"_131":934,"_133":940},"2022-04-02",365,"237",{"_25":943,"_131":944,"_133":945},"2024-07-05","2023-09-24",285,"http://sickbarberlicks.weebly.com/vassillios.html",[],{"_21":474,"_51":22,"_52":949,"_54":470,"_56":116,"_58":-5,"_31":950,"_33":951,"_35":36,"_23":952,"_63":-5,"_64":65,"_66":468,"_67":542,"_39":36,"_41":36,"_46":-5,"_69":953,"_180":1009},"393227db-46b0-42eb-a6e6-f5d91502e6b7",["D",1582388964641],["D",1582388964641],"1999-08-20-once-the-fiddler-paid",{"_21":949,"_71":954,"_23":955,"_31":956,"_33":957,"_76":958,"_78":959,"_27":80,"_81":960,"_29":961,"_83":65,"_84":483,"_86":484,"_88":-5,"_89":-5,"_90":962,"_92":963,"_94":964,"_96":965,"_126":967,"_174":265,"_176":266,"_178":1008,"_46":954},"Once The Fiddler Paid","once-the-fiddler-paid",["D",1582386622856],["D",1756174195773],"Summer Sunny day, once the wind blew warm
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left a magical sound

But now she's gone & I vowed to miss her
days that we spent starry eyed run deep within my soul
And now she's gone & I can't dismiss her
nor can I forget the man who sent me down below

Summer sunny day, once the wind blew cold
and the world had seen a better day all around
my life was ripped away, my business torn & sold
and I found myself in this cell I live
with a clamouring sound

But now she's gone & I vowed to miss her
days that we spent starry eyed run deep within my soul
And now she's gone & I can't dismiss her
nor can I forget the man who sent me down below

Summer sunny day, once the wind blew thorns
and the world had seen a better day all around
you could feel it in the air, like a not so distant storm
and the days once lost but still recalled can be found

Once the fiddler paid, but once was not enough
was all who cornered his misfortune yelled
the fiddler took the blame, the crowd had called his bluff
when all was lost the verdict came to the silence of the crowd

But now she's gone & I vowed to miss her
days that we spent starry eyed run deep within my soul
And now she's gone & I can't dismiss her
nor can I forget the man who sent me down below","VERSION 1
Transcribed by Diechick@AOL.COM

Intro: E

Verse 1: E A7 (the rhythm and changes are easy to figure out)

1st Chorus: E B C#m E G# A B
E B C#m E G# A C#m

Verse 2: C#m C E G#
C#m C A B

2nd Chorus: E B C#m E G# A B X2
Bm

Chords under synth and guitar solo: D C#m Bm Bb } Repeated over and
over
D C E F# }

Outro Barber lick (approximate, probably inaccurate, and incomplete...help???
i'm doing this with an acoustic, so bear with me if it sounds like complete
crap on electric.)

Slide up to that first D note from way down on the neck.
There may be a pull off on that 14--11... the slide to the 2nd 14 is a very
short one.
e------------------------------------------------------------------
b----------------------15--------15---14p12------------------------
g------------14--11-------/14-------------------11~----------11----
d----/12------------------------------------------------------12---
a------------------------------------------------------------------
E------------------------------------------------------------------

Repeat that, but cut out the last two quick notes. Then (and this is
extremely shaky and incomplete)

e---17--17--17---15--13------------10---12---(uhhh)--??--12--??---12/14----
b--------------------------------------------------------------------------
g------------------------------------/11-----------------------------------
d--------------------------------------------------------------------------
a--------------------------------------------------------------------------
E--------------------------------------------------------------------------

=====================

VERSION 2
Transcribed by Slobber Scenario

Once the Fiddler Paid (from the 12/31/98 version)

Intro:

E

bass riff:
g----------------------------
d---------0-2----0-2---0-2---
a--------2------2-----2------
e----0-----------------------

repeat a lotta times....piano trills on G#/A.......

E A7
Summer sunny day, when the wind blew warm

E
And the light circled round the sun I saw like a crown

E A7
You could feel it in the air, like a not-so-distant storm

E
And the silent pause in the wind, it seemed, left a magical sound

E B C#m
But now she's gone and I vowed to miss her

E/G# E G#m A B
Days that we spent starry-eyed run deep within my soul

E B C#m
But now she's gone and I can't dismiss her

E/G# E G#m A C#m
Nor can I forget the man who sent me down below

C#m C
Summer sunny day, when the wind blew cold

E G#m
And the world had seen its better days all around

C#m C
My life was ripped away, my business torn and sold

A B
And I found myself in this cell I live with a clamoring sound

(second chorus same as first, except end on a B chord instead of C#m)

Bm

Keyboard/guitar solo:
D A Bm Bb D C E F#

(repeat until done)

End guitar solo lick (the chords change every two beats, if that helps):
D A Bm Bb D
e-------------------------------------------------17-17-17-15-14----
b---------15--15-14----14--------15--15-14--------------------------
g-------14--14-----14----14----14--14-----14------------------------
d----/12-------------15----15---------------15----------------------
a----------------------------14-------------------------------------

C E * F#
e-----------14-12----12-----12---------14----
b------12-15-----------15-12------15-12------
g----14--------------------------------------

(repeat times 4, and the last time, from the * on it's):
F#
e------12-14----
b----15---------

The F# chord holds, then

B

vamp on B for awhile pre-bass solo.

Bass solo:
B E7
g------------------------------------------------------------
d---------9-11-11s13---13-16-13--------12--14--12h14p12------
a----/9-11------------------------16-14----------------14----
E------------------------------------------------------------

A Bb0 B
g---------------------------------------------------------
d-----------9-9s11---11-14-11---------9---9-11-9-11s13----
a-------9-11--------------------9h11---11-----------------
E----/12--------------------------------------------------

E A7
g---------9-11-11s13---13-16-13--------12--14--12h14p12------
d----/9-11------------------------16-14----------------14----
a------------------------------------------------------------
Bbo B
g------------------12-14-12--15--12h15p12------------------12-14-16---
d-----------12-14-----------------------14----------12-14-------------
a----12h14-----------------------------------12h13--------------------

(t indicates a trill)

g----13------------
d------16-13t14----
a------------------

Second guitar solo:
E A7 E
(repeat until done)

End second guitar solo melody (the chorus vocal melody played on guitar) :
*
E B C#m E G#m A B
e----4-4-4---7-4----------4-----------4-4-4--4---------------
b------------------5-5h7---5-------5-7--------7b--7-5-5h7----
g-------------------4-------6---4-6------------------6-------
And gone vowed her days starry deep soul

repeat, and the second time from * play:
G#m A C#m
e----4-4--------------------
b----------7-5-8---8-7-5----
g-----------------------6---

C#m C
Summer sunny day, when the wind blew thorns

E G#m
And the world had seen its better days all around

C#m C
You could feel it in the air, like a not-so-distant storm

E E0
And the days once lost but still recalled can be found

C#m C
Once the fiddler paid, but once was not enough

E E0
Was all who cornered his misfortune yelled

C#m C
The fiddler took the blame, the crowd had called his bluff

A B
When all was lost the verdict came to the silence of the crowd

(third chorus same as second)

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Oh Bernstein and Chasnoff,
Where do you get off,
Thinking you're only two of twenty.

Oh Andy and Larry,
You're so damn hairy,
Why don't you go and take a bath?

(Because..)
You're getting sued.
Bummer, dude.
But you just don't know when it'll happen.

You're getting sued.
Bummer, dude.
But the time's just not right for that action.

Klopstein and Cabot,
We just won't have it,
We know exactly who you are.

Tariq and Shep Williams,
The pages they will fill 'em
Well, phony names will only go so far.

You're getting sued.
Bummer, dude.
But you just don't know when it'll happen.

You're getting sued.
Bummer, dude.
But the time's just not right for that action.

You're getting sued.
Bummer, dude.
But you just don't know when it'll happen.

You're getting sued.
Bummer, dude.
But the time's just not right for that action.

","transcribed by Rich Steele

(main riff)

C > A > D > G

(chords over the chorus)

C > Bb > G > C > F
C > Bb > G > C > Bb > F > G

(ending riff)

E 15 12 12 12(h)13 12 12 17 17 14 14 14(h)15 14 14
B 13 13 15 15
G 12 14
D
A
E","bandc","

Larry Chasnoff, Marc, and a mutual friend of ours, Keith Koslov, all spent their summers growing up together in upstate NY at a place called Schroon Lake. \r

I went to high school with Keith and knew Marc as his annoying prep school friend, way too soft for us public school Brooklyn thugs. Then a bunch of us went to see Phish in Sugarbush in 95, and Marc started telling about this band he was in, and I started telling him about this idea I had for a book. \r

Walking around the lots a kid from Penn recognized Marc from his band and got all excited. I thought to myself, "hmmm, if the book thing doesn't work out, maybe I can ride Brownstein's coattails a little." \r

A few months later, as the Biscuits toiled in relative obscurity, we came out with the first Pharmer's Almanac. Only about 6 people worked on it, but we wanted to make it look more like a community project, so we put a lot of fake names in the staff box. It was a mix of names of people from Schoon Lake (Nick Weiss) and completely absurd names like Harvey Klopstein, Tariq Ali and Shep Williams. \r

When Marc and Keith saw the book a few months later, they thought the fake names were hysterical. While I wasn't there, I assume they spent the next few hours making fun of Chasnoff and I on every possible level. And at some point Keith pulled out a guitar. The rest was history. \r

So that's where the song came from. ("Klopstein and Cabot/ we just won't have it/we know exactly who you are/Tariq and Shep Williams/ pages we'll fill'em/ but phony names will only go so far.) \r

I was all excited that I had a song with my name in it until people started coming up to me and asking "Hey, why did you get sued by Phish?" \r

I want to state, for the record, that we never were sued by Phish, never threatened to be sued by Phish, and never had any legal issues with Phish regarding the Almanac. Every interaction we've had with management has been positive. \r

We caught a lot of grief in the early years from about a dozen people on rec.music.Phish (I know, what a shocker, someone getting grief on an Internet discussion group) but we never got the same from management. \r

I'm not actually sure where the "You're getting sued/bummer dude" line came from, but I think it had to do with the fake names or maybe some of the flack we were getting on the Internet. \r

The Almanac ended up selling about 70,000 copies, but at some point I got tired of going to Phish shows and decided it was a lot more fun to see the Disco Biscuits. \r

~Andy Bernstein\r

Although its lyrics were never cerebral, Bernstein & Chasnoff connects the band to greater jamband lore. Musically the song is not much more complicated: There are two verses, each followed by a chorus, a bridge and chorus, a jam section, and a triumphant ending. At various points in its history, the ending has contained a bonus section (referred to as “Smell The Funk” only after it had been shelved).\r

For its first year, B&C did not contain any jamming of note (refer to 1/30/97 for some truly bizarre sound effects in the pre-Trancefusion era). Trancefusion era versions of 97 (of which 11/17 and 11/18 are extant) do little to suggest the song’s eventual heavy hitter potential. Beginning early in 1998, the song became a vehicle for some of the band’s most interesting early experimentations. 2/26/98 is of particular note, a 25-minute version that contains elements of what would make the song great. Even more significant is 3/21/98, the “Techno B&C,” and what is considered to be the first “Perfume version” of any song. The song remained strong, if slightly less noteworthy, for the remainder of 1998. Already its M.O. was becoming pretty clearly established—the song would regularly depart from blissful type one territory for spacey, sinister territory, and was the earliest example of this style of exploratory jamming.\r

One of the first jams of 1999 was a B&C jam, in the early morning hours of January 1. This B&C > Nughuffer was likely the greatest example of pure Trancefusion yet played at the time. The song stayed strong through 1999 (a high water mark for both the band and the song), with standout versions played on 4/24, 4/30, 5/5, and 9/11 of that year. In particular, the latter two are frequently cited as the strongest versions of the song.\r

The band took a hiatus from B&C during its author’s departure from the band, but it returned with a vengeance at Camp Bisco, split-up dyslexically over 8/25/00 and 8/26/00. Despite the fewer shows played in 2000, there is no shortage of strong B&Cs from the fall tour. Of these 10/27 is thoroughly unique, and a sleeper choice for best ever, while 12/28/00 is more reminiscent of the classic 1999 style B&C.\r

After 2000, B&C faded a bit into the background, although some standout versions do exist from this era. 4/24/01 received some attention for its inclusion in Steele’s Picks, 9/6/01 contains some fantastic fall 2001 jamming and one of the early Sound 1s, and 10/5/02 is remarkably strong (of course, as is everything from that show). 11/29/03 is a lesser-known but very interesting version, which may be the first to be jammed out of the bridge rather than the main jam section.\r

B&C was played just thrice in 04 and once in 05 before Allen joined the band. After a few versions in the winter and spring shows, it was absent for nearly the whole of 06, from 4/26 until 12/29. The 12/29 version is a much-loved mashup with Joy to the World, and features the return of the Smell the Funk section, shelved in January 1999 and busted out only once on 5/5/01. It would be played on every 07 version and then shelved again indefinitely.\r

2007 would be B&C’s second golden era, as nearly every version from that year is excellent and highly regarded. After the fairly standard Jam Cruise version, it was split three ways for the first time at the legendary Starland Ballroom run on 2/17, which featured numerous debuts, Allen first-timers, and bustouts. While it didn’t surface over the spring tour, the standalone version that opened Camp Bisco VI is probably the strongest standalone with Allen. In the fall tour, 10/16 is a particularly strong version (flying slightly under the radar due to a lack of available soundboard) and 11/1 contains the first jam into the beginning of the song with Allen, and since 4/4/02.\r

B&C was only played twice in 08, although 4/19/08’s monster inverted version (first inversion with Allen and first since 7/23/03) is a must-hear. After a single performance each in the winter tour and spring tour of 09, B&C was played six times in the four months from 10/3/09 to 1/28/10. Each of those 6 versions is inverted. In the post-wristgate era, B&C rarely produces a memorable jam, with two glaring exceptions: the stellar and spacey 2/3/17 B&C > Voices > B&C, and the monster dyslexic beginning that opened the second set of 10/19/20.\r

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August 20, 1999